Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Running / School / Family
So I honestly feel like my life is on fast forward. I have not been able to catch my breath, and its still going! Since I went to San Diego for work, I have not been able to get back into my usual groove, and just got back from vacation that I need a vacation from!! We went to Arizona to see the family, and go to a wedding, for one of my dads cousins. I went basically to see the family since its been a while since I've seen them. I love them. They are hilarious. Its my dads family, so its the 'Mexican' side of me, and they are a blast in a glass as the Jersey Shore would put it. Seriously the wedding went till 1am, and at midnight a full out like 40 piece band with tubas and stuff showed up. Seriously midnight. Our cousin Jorge is the sweetest thing in the world, and made our stay very comfortable, and even Mace found his place within the family. Our cousin Ruben may have had a man crush on his muscles. The weather was awesome, except on Saturday when it rained and was a little colder than the rest of the time. But I'll take some rain, and 50's to the snowstorm Utah had while we were gone. I had to put Henry in a kennel because my cousin Shy decided to have a life of her own and had plans!! I mean come on Shy! Ha kidding, he actually did really good in the kennel, and when I picked him up the guy told me that the ladies that worked there fell in love with him, cause well he's like the sweetest dog in the world! He was very excited to pull me out of the place like "well that was a swell time, I made lots of new friends, but LETS GO!!" Apparently my cat Wilfred also missed us and when we got home, he ran down the hall to Henry, and hasnt left us alone since. He hasnt even beat up on Henry since we've been back, which is like a daily occurrence. I was dumb enough to start school the day after I got back from vacation. Good job Celina, I didnt really have any time to prepare, and havent been able to read the weekly stuff yet, so I feel already behind, but I started the Bachelors program so these classes are only 5 weeks, then I get a little break, and I think I'm going to switch to the ground campus, because its a little cheaper, so hopefully I can get an extra class in next year (my cap at work is 10K, and the school is so expensive I can only take so many classes a year) I also am remembering how little time I have for anything else when I have to do school stuff, so my nights have been a little crazy. I am running a half marathon this weekend, and hopefully I dont fall over dead before I at least cross the finish line. I've been trying to run and get prepared but its a little difficult with snow ever other day and after running on the treadmill for 30 minutes I want to gouge my eyes out, so trying to get 7 miles on the treadmill rarely happens. So hopefully I do alright in it. I am also now running in another relay type thing with Mace, Jess, and Katie, and the Ragnar in October. Mace plans on making us all runners if it kills him, or us in the process. So other than that I havent been doing anything else, I'm considering getting another dog to be Henry's friend but I dont know if I want another dog. I'm having real issues with hair and the fact that the cats throw up about once a day on the carpet that I have also though of giving all the animals away and not having to deal with it. But....thats not gonna happen, cause I didnt spent 2k on a dog surgery to just give him away!! :) I'm considering a poodle, or a poodle mix to not have the hair issue, but they cost like hundreds of dollars, and I'm not about spending that much on a dog. I'd much rather adopt a dog from the pound so I can feel like I've done my part to make the world a better place. :) I dont know. We'll see, I'm a sucker for puppies and it is spring time, where baby things are everywhere so I'm sure I'll have a second dog soon enough. I better stay away from Wal-Mart's grassy knolls for awhile. :)
Monday, March 21, 2011
26
So again, its been forever since I've posted anything. Since January I've gotten my associates degree (yay me!!) realized that I'm gonna have another 4 years before I can get my Bachelors because University of Phoenix is so expensive that my 10K cap at work is only going to pay for about 6 classes a year. AWESOME. I guess later is better than never, but I'm pretty sure by the time I'm done I'll have ripped out my hair and gouged out my eyeballs. Whatever, as long as I get a degree right!!
So I just got back from San Diego doing an audit on another Parker division. It was a very nice get away. The weather was in the 70's every day and anytime I can walk outside at night with just a light cardigan on is a nice day. I got to see some family, and go to the San Diego Zoo. Listen, not saying that I thought the zoo here was amazing, because I know its kinda bad, and they cant seem to keep animals alive, but still you make due with what you have right? I dont think I'll ever be able to go back. The San Diego Zoo was AMAZING. It was huge, and the animals were awesome, the habitats were really nice, and the animals were actually visible. It was really fun.
So I had my 26 b-day. I'm getting old. Things have been pretty good, and although some of my friends are having a 2011 from hell so far (Thinking about you Christie) mine has been alright. I'm slowly getting over Mark, and although I still fight the urge to email him that he pretty much rooned me, made me crazy, and that I still want to rip his face off, and of course still the Why aspect. I have not. So kudos to me! I'm realizing that I'm okay on my own, and even though people (Katie, and Biehn) have told me that I'm crazy for wanting to wait a year to date again, I really dont want to rush into anything, and it not like people are lining up, so..... it might be a year and not just because I decided it. :) Maybe losing a few pounds will help, but Lord knows that hasnt happened in awhile. I will hopefully be running the Salt Lake half Marathon in April, although the 'training' isnt really happening. I've been super busy, and very lazy and turns out its weeks away and the longest I've run is about 40 minutes. Good thing I gotta go 13.2 miles. Shoot.
Iposted some pictures for your viewing pleasure. :) Of course you'll see the pictures first, then read this.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Light!
I just wanted to let everyone know how excited I was that when I got home from work today it was light outside. Then when Henry and I went for our walk at 530 it was still light, and when we got done about 20-25 minutes later (he still cant go for that long) it was still technically light outside!!! I love light. I'm so ready for the sun to not go down till after 9pm......
Friday, January 7, 2011
2011
So apparently I'm the only lame one out of my friends who havent posted a blog in forever so here we go, not that anyone will read it...
Umm, since my last post Baby Lorenzo is adorable. Cutest kid ever I think. He is always all smiles, and already has 2 teeth and is trying to crawl. The kid is like 6 months old. Is that normal? I dont know, I dont have the children. Even though I was not thrilled with the name Lorenzo, its growing on me, but only because he is so stinking cute. Here's a picture:
Listen, I know. He is too cute.
The new Sara Bareilles cd did come out and it was amazing. In November I went to the Sara Bareilles concert, and that my friends, was the best concert I've ever been too. She is amazing. Love her.
Eclipse was awesome, and cant wait for Breaking Dawn. I need it pretty soon.
Now that I've caught up on what I talked about last time, here's the new stuff. Lets see.... Umm, we went to Cabo, and that was super fun. Not as pretty as Cancun, but a trip to Mexico is always a good time. I'm still in school and should have my Associates by the end of February!! Look at me getting my associates by 25. I'll be 25 for all of 7 days when I do, but still thats 25. So kudos to me, if I can pass these last two classes....
Henry had to have surgery the day before Thanksgiving. We were having issues with his knee all last year, since last spring really. He started limping pretty bad, and after x-rays, and keeping him off it (poor guy only went on like 3 walks all last spring and summer combined) he ended up tearing something in his knee. I dont know big doctor words, but basically I think he did the dog equivalent of tearing his ACL. So that was $2,000. Good thing I wanted a 100lb dog right? But I love him, and talking about spending 2000 dollars on a dog, and actually facing the situation are two different things, so I had to do it. His full recovery is 4 months, and we are about 1.5 months in. He is doing really good, and I can tell he is getting cabin fever and wants to run. He really is the sweetest dog in the world. He makes my day.
Dont judge him and his pink bear.
Right after Thanksgiving and Henry's surgery, It was actually on Dec 1st, Mark decided that after basically two years together he didnt love me anymore and moved out. Which is awesome. Mind you he is leaving for Afghanistan in a few days for a year deployment, but umm GET REAL Mark! First of all, we had the perfect relationship, or I thought we did. We never really argued, never had a serious fight, and always laughed and I felt honestly like the relationship was 50/50, you know, finally I was in a relationship that was going to last, and was what it was supposed to be. Then I came home small chatted with Mark for a minute, said hello to the dogs, went to change to run on the treadmill, and he said we needed to talk. He then proceeded to say "I dont think you should wait for me while I'm gone" and me being me went "Oh yeah, Okay" real sarcastic like. When I realized he was serious, I honestly felt like the rug was pulled out from under me. Hell at least give me a warning!! Pick a fight, do something!! After a bunch of tears on my end, it was basically this: He didnt see us, (not him, just us, cause I asked) getting married, he didnt love me "like he should" any more and he didnt think it was fair for me to wait for a year for him to come back and break it off. WOW. I think my words to him were "well for someone who doesnt like to talk about major things, or fight, you sure know how to rip someones heart out" I also remember saying "could you make me a shirt to go along with it that says ' a two year relationship and all I got was this cool TV" when he told me I could keep the flatscreen huge TV that he loved. ( and I wonder why I'm not marry-able right!!) Yeah, dont worry, he really did want to talk "stuff" an hour after ripping my heart out and spitting on it. he said "well I'm basically your roommate and I dont want to leave you in a bad place" Really? F. U. You werent a roommate. So yeah, lets just say Christmas and New Years really sucked a big one. Yeah, a happy face was put on, and smiles, and giggles with everyone, but it sucked. It still sucks. Its been over a month, and I still didnt realize you could hurt this bad. I know thats stupid to say, cause HELLO I was married and got divorced!! But Kiel and I were not what we were supposed to be. Our relationship was a trainwreck from the get go, and I was almost relieved when it was finally over. This was what it was supposed to be, and if I had a million dollars to bet I would have put everyone on the fact that we were going to get a house and get married and have babies when he got home. Yeah we never talked about getting married, because the one thing mark didnt do was talk serious stuff. But we did talk about buying a house when he got back, and I would occasionally say "well one day when we have kids" and he never ran from the room screaming, so marriage was implied. But I guess thats my fault for assuming, cause we all know what that does!! And Lord has it ever! I still dont even know where to go from here or where to start to pick up the hot mess that is Celina right now off the floor. I cried the other day because henry is a slob and there is dog kibble all over the floor, and when mark and molly lived here there was no kibble on the floor because apparently Molly was Henry's vacuum. And thats a dumb thing to cry about, but what do you do? I cry on commercials so there you go. I do miss that damn dog though, who was the epitome of why I never wanted a smaller female dog.
But ANYWHO!! Enough of all of that. I finally got sucked into Jersey Shore. I proudly went 2 years not giving in, but with basically 2 weeks off from work over the holidays, and nothing else on, I caved. And it is a fantastic train wreck. If you dont watch it, dont get sucked in. If you do, listen I dont know why we support such none sense but can I just say my new phrase is GET REAL with hand motions and everything. And sadly this morning while getting dressed I did sing "Its T-Shirt Time...." Yes, sadly this is true. I also caved to the stupidity of Facebook. That is not a joke. I hate it. Thats all I'm sayin. Look me up though. :)
So its a new year, and I am officially declaring this; 2011 the Year of Me! Here are my resolutions:
1-Work on me and my issues cause I am a nut-job
2- NO GUYS!!
3-Loose weight and do well in the 1/2 marathon I'm doing in April or May or whenever.
4-focus on school, and paying off debt(not sure how I'm gonna do the debt thing, but things always seem to work itself out)
5- Be Happy!!
6- call up everyone I've ever dumped and apologize!! (not really, but being this is the first time I've been dumped, I'm seeing the other side, and WOW, I am a B*&^%!!)
So there you go. Hopefully this year will be a good year! I'll try to not suck at life, and post every now and then.
Umm, since my last post Baby Lorenzo is adorable. Cutest kid ever I think. He is always all smiles, and already has 2 teeth and is trying to crawl. The kid is like 6 months old. Is that normal? I dont know, I dont have the children. Even though I was not thrilled with the name Lorenzo, its growing on me, but only because he is so stinking cute. Here's a picture:
Listen, I know. He is too cute.
The new Sara Bareilles cd did come out and it was amazing. In November I went to the Sara Bareilles concert, and that my friends, was the best concert I've ever been too. She is amazing. Love her.
Eclipse was awesome, and cant wait for Breaking Dawn. I need it pretty soon.
Now that I've caught up on what I talked about last time, here's the new stuff. Lets see.... Umm, we went to Cabo, and that was super fun. Not as pretty as Cancun, but a trip to Mexico is always a good time. I'm still in school and should have my Associates by the end of February!! Look at me getting my associates by 25. I'll be 25 for all of 7 days when I do, but still thats 25. So kudos to me, if I can pass these last two classes....
Henry had to have surgery the day before Thanksgiving. We were having issues with his knee all last year, since last spring really. He started limping pretty bad, and after x-rays, and keeping him off it (poor guy only went on like 3 walks all last spring and summer combined) he ended up tearing something in his knee. I dont know big doctor words, but basically I think he did the dog equivalent of tearing his ACL. So that was $2,000. Good thing I wanted a 100lb dog right? But I love him, and talking about spending 2000 dollars on a dog, and actually facing the situation are two different things, so I had to do it. His full recovery is 4 months, and we are about 1.5 months in. He is doing really good, and I can tell he is getting cabin fever and wants to run. He really is the sweetest dog in the world. He makes my day.
Dont judge him and his pink bear.
Right after Thanksgiving and Henry's surgery, It was actually on Dec 1st, Mark decided that after basically two years together he didnt love me anymore and moved out. Which is awesome. Mind you he is leaving for Afghanistan in a few days for a year deployment, but umm GET REAL Mark! First of all, we had the perfect relationship, or I thought we did. We never really argued, never had a serious fight, and always laughed and I felt honestly like the relationship was 50/50, you know, finally I was in a relationship that was going to last, and was what it was supposed to be. Then I came home small chatted with Mark for a minute, said hello to the dogs, went to change to run on the treadmill, and he said we needed to talk. He then proceeded to say "I dont think you should wait for me while I'm gone" and me being me went "Oh yeah, Okay" real sarcastic like. When I realized he was serious, I honestly felt like the rug was pulled out from under me. Hell at least give me a warning!! Pick a fight, do something!! After a bunch of tears on my end, it was basically this: He didnt see us, (not him, just us, cause I asked) getting married, he didnt love me "like he should" any more and he didnt think it was fair for me to wait for a year for him to come back and break it off. WOW. I think my words to him were "well for someone who doesnt like to talk about major things, or fight, you sure know how to rip someones heart out" I also remember saying "could you make me a shirt to go along with it that says ' a two year relationship and all I got was this cool TV" when he told me I could keep the flatscreen huge TV that he loved. ( and I wonder why I'm not marry-able right!!) Yeah, dont worry, he really did want to talk "stuff" an hour after ripping my heart out and spitting on it. he said "well I'm basically your roommate and I dont want to leave you in a bad place" Really? F. U. You werent a roommate. So yeah, lets just say Christmas and New Years really sucked a big one. Yeah, a happy face was put on, and smiles, and giggles with everyone, but it sucked. It still sucks. Its been over a month, and I still didnt realize you could hurt this bad. I know thats stupid to say, cause HELLO I was married and got divorced!! But Kiel and I were not what we were supposed to be. Our relationship was a trainwreck from the get go, and I was almost relieved when it was finally over. This was what it was supposed to be, and if I had a million dollars to bet I would have put everyone on the fact that we were going to get a house and get married and have babies when he got home. Yeah we never talked about getting married, because the one thing mark didnt do was talk serious stuff. But we did talk about buying a house when he got back, and I would occasionally say "well one day when we have kids" and he never ran from the room screaming, so marriage was implied. But I guess thats my fault for assuming, cause we all know what that does!! And Lord has it ever! I still dont even know where to go from here or where to start to pick up the hot mess that is Celina right now off the floor. I cried the other day because henry is a slob and there is dog kibble all over the floor, and when mark and molly lived here there was no kibble on the floor because apparently Molly was Henry's vacuum. And thats a dumb thing to cry about, but what do you do? I cry on commercials so there you go. I do miss that damn dog though, who was the epitome of why I never wanted a smaller female dog.
But ANYWHO!! Enough of all of that. I finally got sucked into Jersey Shore. I proudly went 2 years not giving in, but with basically 2 weeks off from work over the holidays, and nothing else on, I caved. And it is a fantastic train wreck. If you dont watch it, dont get sucked in. If you do, listen I dont know why we support such none sense but can I just say my new phrase is GET REAL with hand motions and everything. And sadly this morning while getting dressed I did sing "Its T-Shirt Time...." Yes, sadly this is true. I also caved to the stupidity of Facebook. That is not a joke. I hate it. Thats all I'm sayin. Look me up though. :)
So its a new year, and I am officially declaring this; 2011 the Year of Me! Here are my resolutions:
1-Work on me and my issues cause I am a nut-job
2- NO GUYS!!
3-Loose weight and do well in the 1/2 marathon I'm doing in April or May or whenever.
4-focus on school, and paying off debt(not sure how I'm gonna do the debt thing, but things always seem to work itself out)
5- Be Happy!!
6- call up everyone I've ever dumped and apologize!! (not really, but being this is the first time I've been dumped, I'm seeing the other side, and WOW, I am a B*&^%!!)
So there you go. Hopefully this year will be a good year! I'll try to not suck at life, and post every now and then.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Its been awhile....
So I know its been awhile, but not much has been going on, but I do have some news... Big news... Well first Tera had baby Lorenzo today. 8lbs, 14 oz. 21 inches. I still havent met him, cause it was my late day at work, so I am taking a half day tomorrow. So excited to see him, I love babies!!
Also, I just saw the best thing ever. Sara Bareilles is releasing her next album on September 7th!! I cant freaking wait, I have waiting for this album for years, I can still listen to Little Voice every day. I pre-ordered it of course, and already have the single 'King of Anything' Its pretty good, because she is amazing. So go get it, and on September 7th get the full album!!
Also, as I was watching my recording of so you think you can dance, they did a dance to a song 'Jar of Hearts' I loved it, so I bought that song too. Christina Perri sings it. Its really good so go listen to that you wont regret it. :)
In other news I see Eclipse tomorrow night! Tickets are ridiculous these days and we couldnt get the midnight showing which is fine, cause Im old these days, and that is late. So excited, it looks super good. I'll post some pics of baby Lorenzo soon, I really excited to meet him. Also, I'm probably glad I wasnt there cause as I was talking to Gina, she told me that Jaymin saw him and was bawling, not teary eyed, but tears streaming down him face. He said " Oh grandma I love him so much already!!! I'm going to be the best big brother!" Just typing that Im crying again...Ughh! Jay really is a good kid. I would have just held him in my arms and cried!! Then she told me that my dad held Lorenzo and cried as he spoke to him in Spanish. My dad is a wreck when in comes to babies, especially baby boys, I think you guys know why. So as I was talking to her I was a mess, and would have died if I was there. I'm sure I'll cry tomorrow though cause Im an emotional wreck on a regular day, add in a new baby and I'm going to be a hot mess....Oh then my dad told Jessica again that she didnt need to be married to have a baby...Good one dad, we'll keep on her!! :)
Also, I just saw the best thing ever. Sara Bareilles is releasing her next album on September 7th!! I cant freaking wait, I have waiting for this album for years, I can still listen to Little Voice every day. I pre-ordered it of course, and already have the single 'King of Anything' Its pretty good, because she is amazing. So go get it, and on September 7th get the full album!!
Also, as I was watching my recording of so you think you can dance, they did a dance to a song 'Jar of Hearts' I loved it, so I bought that song too. Christina Perri sings it. Its really good so go listen to that you wont regret it. :)
In other news I see Eclipse tomorrow night! Tickets are ridiculous these days and we couldnt get the midnight showing which is fine, cause Im old these days, and that is late. So excited, it looks super good. I'll post some pics of baby Lorenzo soon, I really excited to meet him. Also, I'm probably glad I wasnt there cause as I was talking to Gina, she told me that Jaymin saw him and was bawling, not teary eyed, but tears streaming down him face. He said " Oh grandma I love him so much already!!! I'm going to be the best big brother!" Just typing that Im crying again...Ughh! Jay really is a good kid. I would have just held him in my arms and cried!! Then she told me that my dad held Lorenzo and cried as he spoke to him in Spanish. My dad is a wreck when in comes to babies, especially baby boys, I think you guys know why. So as I was talking to her I was a mess, and would have died if I was there. I'm sure I'll cry tomorrow though cause Im an emotional wreck on a regular day, add in a new baby and I'm going to be a hot mess....Oh then my dad told Jessica again that she didnt need to be married to have a baby...Good one dad, we'll keep on her!! :)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Paramore!!
SO GOOD! 
Okay, so I know you guys probably think I'm like a Paramore freak. Whenever I talk about music I go off on how great they are. Turns out they are. So once again, you'll have to listen (read) about them. So last night Katie, Jenn, Emily, and I went to the Paramore concert. It was AMAZING!! First of all Katie bought tickets like the day they came out and we didnt really know where we were. Turns out general admission is Awesome!! I have always wondered how in the heavens the lucky people on the floor right next to the stage got their tickets. Turns out that is general admission for places like the Delta (energy solutions) and E- Center, and those are the ones that go first. We were on the floor right by the stage! Granted we got there a little later than we hoped, but still before the 2nd opening band started playing, so all the kids had gotten there before us, but still such good seats! Speaking of, what in the world are we feeding todays kids? Turns out every one of them, all of which you could tell were like 14 were all taller than me. Cool. Could we stop putting growth hormones in the chicken we eat? (yeah, I watched the documentary about the food we eat. Sick BTW) Its making kids tall. The only one I was taller than was this sweet little thing that looked about 11. She was all snazzed up and looked to be on a first date. I wanted to pick her up and take her to the lost and found cause certainly her parents were looking for her! Anyway, Paramore. AMAZING! I am always nervous about going to concerts cause they never sound that great. She sounded better live, her voice is incredible. I have a new found love for them, and they were already my fav. I will be purchasing their 1st album like tomorrow. I always new they had a first album and always wanted it, but I just never got it, and with the new music they had coming out I figured, look to the future! Listen, I need the first album now! I found Paramore like 3 years ago or something like that, when Riot came out and feel in love. Brand New Eyes is their new album and is also great, so now I need the first one. She (the lead singer, Haley) was also the cutest damn thing ever! She is total like punk rock, but so cute. Her personality when she was interacting with the crowd was great, and they even let one of the people they met backstage come and sing a song with her. That chick should have been me, cause I also know ever word to Misery Business. Anyway, I know that none of my friends that read my blog, aside from Katie have really given them a shot. I need you too, your the only ones missing out!! All day today I have been listening to them, and it has been the best day ever!! Here's some pics of the concert, Look how close we were!!!
Monday, May 3, 2010
Add another one to the list....
So weird stuff is always happening to me. Let me paint you a picture of Friday night....
I am leaving work at 830pm after a 12 hour day. I'm tired, I'm hungry, and Im trying to carry 3 arm-full's worth of stuff in my 2 wee arms while digging out my keys out of my giant purse. It's getting dark, and I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner since Mark is not home. I UNLOCK my door (remember this) open the car door, sit down, and pivot to throw all the crap onto my passenger seat and stop...."Whoa, is this my car???" I ask myself, and while still holding everything I begin to look around. Yes, its Betsy, definitely Betsy. So why then is there a used tupperware bowl on my passenger seat that is not mine?!!?? I then do what any sane person does at this point...Turn to the back seat looking for a murderer (he could have gotten hungry having to wait for so long) When there was no murderer I set my stuff down, put my fingers to my lips and began thinking...Am I crazy? Did I really eat lunch in here?? I swear I went home and let the dogs out since I was going to be so late, but was that really yesterday?? Maybe the tupperware is old, and was stuck under my seat, and while erratically driving it popped out, and magically landed perfectly on the passenger seat! Yes, thats it...Except the tupperware is not the type I have. So then I start looking for broken windows, missing stuff, and if all the other door (besides the one I just unlocked ) is locked. Nothing missing, nothing broken, all doors locked. I then thought, should I get out? Where am I gonna go? Who am I gonna call? No one else is here! I then think this has to be a big scam and someone, anyone is going to come out laughing with the people from Candid Camera. I waited 10 minutes for this to happen(really). When no one showed up, and I was not murdered I decided I better leave. I then called Jess so in case someone crawled out of my trunk through the back seat while driving I had a witness, and could say my good-byes.
Now, there is another car at my work, that kind of looks like mine. I have gotten confused once and almost tried to open that car, before going "Whoa there Sue! NOT YOUR CAR!!" Knowing that people dont take kindly to half-Mexicans hanging out peering into peoples car I was grateful no one saw. But, even if this is the person, and they got confused also, HOW DID THEY GET IN??!!?? And while your enjoying your lunch, wouldnt you notice that things aren't right? And when you put your dirty spoon into the middle console wouldnt you think "I dont have Carrie Underwood, and Rihanna in my car" Yes, I found the dirty spoon in the middle console of my car next to my Carrie Underwood, and Rihanna CD cases. Which followed with me saying out loud "WTF IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!" I am really hoping that maybe this person ate lunch elsewhere, and was just putting there stuff in "their" car so they wouldnt have to take it later. But again, HOW DID THEY GET IN! I am a freak when it comes to locking doors. I locked myself out of my car not to long ago at a gas station because Im dumb and locked it right before shutting the door and I was just getting gas! The mood was a little lightened when after a minute Jessica busted up laughing and said "I bet someone called their sister on there way home and was like 'DUDE!! Someone got in my car and stole my used tupperware!!!" My life is very interesting.
I am leaving work at 830pm after a 12 hour day. I'm tired, I'm hungry, and Im trying to carry 3 arm-full's worth of stuff in my 2 wee arms while digging out my keys out of my giant purse. It's getting dark, and I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner since Mark is not home. I UNLOCK my door (remember this) open the car door, sit down, and pivot to throw all the crap onto my passenger seat and stop...."Whoa, is this my car???" I ask myself, and while still holding everything I begin to look around. Yes, its Betsy, definitely Betsy. So why then is there a used tupperware bowl on my passenger seat that is not mine?!!?? I then do what any sane person does at this point...Turn to the back seat looking for a murderer (he could have gotten hungry having to wait for so long) When there was no murderer I set my stuff down, put my fingers to my lips and began thinking...Am I crazy? Did I really eat lunch in here?? I swear I went home and let the dogs out since I was going to be so late, but was that really yesterday?? Maybe the tupperware is old, and was stuck under my seat, and while erratically driving it popped out, and magically landed perfectly on the passenger seat! Yes, thats it...Except the tupperware is not the type I have. So then I start looking for broken windows, missing stuff, and if all the other door (besides the one I just unlocked ) is locked. Nothing missing, nothing broken, all doors locked. I then thought, should I get out? Where am I gonna go? Who am I gonna call? No one else is here! I then think this has to be a big scam and someone, anyone is going to come out laughing with the people from Candid Camera. I waited 10 minutes for this to happen(really). When no one showed up, and I was not murdered I decided I better leave. I then called Jess so in case someone crawled out of my trunk through the back seat while driving I had a witness, and could say my good-byes.
Now, there is another car at my work, that kind of looks like mine. I have gotten confused once and almost tried to open that car, before going "Whoa there Sue! NOT YOUR CAR!!" Knowing that people dont take kindly to half-Mexicans hanging out peering into peoples car I was grateful no one saw. But, even if this is the person, and they got confused also, HOW DID THEY GET IN??!!?? And while your enjoying your lunch, wouldnt you notice that things aren't right? And when you put your dirty spoon into the middle console wouldnt you think "I dont have Carrie Underwood, and Rihanna in my car" Yes, I found the dirty spoon in the middle console of my car next to my Carrie Underwood, and Rihanna CD cases. Which followed with me saying out loud "WTF IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!!" I am really hoping that maybe this person ate lunch elsewhere, and was just putting there stuff in "their" car so they wouldnt have to take it later. But again, HOW DID THEY GET IN! I am a freak when it comes to locking doors. I locked myself out of my car not to long ago at a gas station because Im dumb and locked it right before shutting the door and I was just getting gas! The mood was a little lightened when after a minute Jessica busted up laughing and said "I bet someone called their sister on there way home and was like 'DUDE!! Someone got in my car and stole my used tupperware!!!" My life is very interesting.
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